Fill in da blank's!

1. I wouldn't eat after that two-year-old if I were you.
Inference: The two-year-old probably did something gross to the food you were
about to eat, or has a cold and you could catch it. Something bad will
happen to you if you eat it because he "I wouldn't" sounds like a
warning!

2. For Valentine’s Day, my fantastic neighbor gave his wife a poem that took him
about two seconds to write. Sheesh.

Inference: My neighbor is not very considerate since he didn't take his time
writing the poem, the text clue that led me to this decision was the
"Sheesh". People usually say "Sheesh" when they are annoyed or
frustrated.

3. A man ran after a retreating bus, waving his briefcase frantically.
Inference: He just robbed a bank and took 50 million dollars in gold bar's and he need's a ride to Mexico
4. If she died, I wouldn’t go to her funeral.
Inference: Ex wife that he dosent want to see or meet up with.
5. Jake almost wished that he hadn’t listened to the radio. He went to the closet
and grabbed his umbrella even though he would feel silly carrying it to the bus
stop on such a sunny morning.
Inference:It was a rainy day and he was scared to get all wet.                                                                      Hey! What happened to all the school construction money taken from the
taxpayers? It paid for this toilet the money was flushed down.

Inference:It was a toilet that was worth 7,500                                                                                               7. As you give a speech in front of a large audience, you realize that people are
laughing behind their hands and pointing to the region below your waist.

Inference: He had weird skinny jeans on and no one liked them.
8. No, Honey, I don’t want you to spend a lot of money on my birthday present. Just
having you for a husband is the only gift I need. In fact, I’ll just drive my
old rusty bucket of bolts down to the mall and buy myself a little present. And
if the poor old car doesn't break down, I’ll be back soon.

Inference: She want's him to buy her a brand new care because she does not like the one she has.               9. A woman walks into a hospital clutching her abdomen and cursing out her husband,
who trails behind her carrying a large bag.

Inference;Shes in a lot of pain.
10. You're driving on the highway, listening to the radio, and a police officer
pulls you over.
Inference: You got charged for DUI.

Part 2

Underneath your work for part 1, copy and paste a minimum of 3 of the photos displayed below. Please be sure to include a written inference to accompany each of the photographs.

After you have completed that, you are done!! Give yourself a pat on the back, and take some time to visit your classmates' blogs to see their inferences

Julius Caesar

Julius Caesar was a roman genral, and a Statesman. In 60 BC, Caesar formed a poiltical alliance that was to dominate roman politics for several year's. Their attempts to amass power through populist tactics were opposed by the conservative elite within the roman senate.among them cato the younger with the frequent support of cicero.Ordered by the Senate to stand trial in Rome for various charges.Caesar marched from Gaul to Italy with his legions, crossing the rubicon in 49 BC. This sparked a civil war from which he emerged as the unrivaled leader of the Roman world.

Montreal Massacre !

The thing that suprised me the most was when he told the men to go out side and then he told the women to stay inside. After that he started yelling things's, Then started shooting all the women. He killed him self after he shot all the women because he knew he was going to get Death Row anyway's.The man's name was Marc Lépine And the school that he was in was called École Polytechnique.  I discovered that the man was useing a 22 caliber rifel and murdered 14 girl's with it. One of the girls that got shot in the head lived because the bullet only hit her ear. He also hurt some men that were in the room at that time. The effects of the massacre was that there is now a day to remember the day when all of them people were shot and killed.        Parliament declared Dec. 6 the National Day of Action and Remembrance on Violence Against Women.