Fill in da blank's!

1. I wouldn't eat after that two-year-old if I were you.
Inference: The two-year-old probably did something gross to the food you were
about to eat, or has a cold and you could catch it. Something bad will
happen to you if you eat it because he "I wouldn't" sounds like a
warning!

2. For Valentine’s Day, my fantastic neighbor gave his wife a poem that took him
about two seconds to write. Sheesh.

Inference: My neighbor is not very considerate since he didn't take his time
writing the poem, the text clue that led me to this decision was the
"Sheesh". People usually say "Sheesh" when they are annoyed or
frustrated.

3. A man ran after a retreating bus, waving his briefcase frantically.
Inference: He just robbed a bank and took 50 million dollars in gold bar's and he need's a ride to Mexico
4. If she died, I wouldn’t go to her funeral.
Inference: Ex wife that he dosent want to see or meet up with.
5. Jake almost wished that he hadn’t listened to the radio. He went to the closet
and grabbed his umbrella even though he would feel silly carrying it to the bus
stop on such a sunny morning.
Inference:It was a rainy day and he was scared to get all wet.                                                                      Hey! What happened to all the school construction money taken from the
taxpayers? It paid for this toilet the money was flushed down.

Inference:It was a toilet that was worth 7,500                                                                                               7. As you give a speech in front of a large audience, you realize that people are
laughing behind their hands and pointing to the region below your waist.

Inference: He had weird skinny jeans on and no one liked them.
8. No, Honey, I don’t want you to spend a lot of money on my birthday present. Just
having you for a husband is the only gift I need. In fact, I’ll just drive my
old rusty bucket of bolts down to the mall and buy myself a little present. And
if the poor old car doesn't break down, I’ll be back soon.

Inference: She want's him to buy her a brand new care because she does not like the one she has.               9. A woman walks into a hospital clutching her abdomen and cursing out her husband,
who trails behind her carrying a large bag.

Inference;Shes in a lot of pain.
10. You're driving on the highway, listening to the radio, and a police officer
pulls you over.
Inference: You got charged for DUI.

Part 2

Underneath your work for part 1, copy and paste a minimum of 3 of the photos displayed below. Please be sure to include a written inference to accompany each of the photographs.

After you have completed that, you are done!! Give yourself a pat on the back, and take some time to visit your classmates' blogs to see their inferences